Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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