It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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