Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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