My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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