dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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