I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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