A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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