ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...