I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Even my vagina gasped.
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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