Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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