Don't you send me to vm
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize
