I like my sex mixed with concussions.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
So vagazzling was a success
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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