Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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