Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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