"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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