If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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