Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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