Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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