Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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