I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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