love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You pole danced in your parka.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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