He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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