Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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