No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
PS: I just woke up from my shower
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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