Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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