I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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