Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
the raccoons are back...
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