No stitches, just platelets and will power
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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