UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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