But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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