No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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