a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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