So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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