How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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