One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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