that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Houston, we have a blender
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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