So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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