Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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