What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm at about main and main street
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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