all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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