i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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