People with herpes should wear stickers.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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