Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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