Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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