What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he thought i was a dude.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
