I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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