Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon