So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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