am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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