He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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