We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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