idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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