DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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