Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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