All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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